geechoo
12th June 2008, 12:34
Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject : Problems with my NEW Computer.
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1 - There is button "START" but there is no "STOP" button. we request you to check this.
2 - One doubt is whether any "Re-Scooter" is available in system. I find only "Re-Cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.
3 - There is "Find" button but its not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this "Find" button, was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4 - My child learnt "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence", so when you will provide that?
5 - I bought Computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon shows "My Computer": When you will provide the remaining items?
6 - It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. so when you will keep my photo in that?
7 - There is "Microsoft Office" what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.
8 - You provided "My Recent Documents". when you will provide "My Past Documents"?
9 - You provided "My Network Places". For God Sake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I don't want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. BILL GATES: Sir, How is it that your name is "GATES" but you are selling "WINDOWS"?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject : Problems with my NEW Computer.
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1 - There is button "START" but there is no "STOP" button. we request you to check this.
2 - One doubt is whether any "Re-Scooter" is available in system. I find only "Re-Cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.
3 - There is "Find" button but its not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this "Find" button, was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4 - My child learnt "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence", so when you will provide that?
5 - I bought Computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon shows "My Computer": When you will provide the remaining items?
6 - It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. so when you will keep my photo in that?
7 - There is "Microsoft Office" what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.
8 - You provided "My Recent Documents". when you will provide "My Past Documents"?
9 - You provided "My Network Places". For God Sake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I don't want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. BILL GATES: Sir, How is it that your name is "GATES" but you are selling "WINDOWS"?