Can someone please post here the Latest SMS messages (Funny, Frendship, Love, etc)? Like the One below (Some are in Indian Language also):
In French: "Bon jour"
In Spanish: "Te Quiro"
In Italian " Teamo"
In Yugoslav "Volim Te"
In English "Good Morning"
In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"
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mayday mayday emergency landing!!! Please clear ur heart free "My Love" Airline need 2 landing all engines r broke down Because of MISS U!!!
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"GOOD NIGHT" is maybe a boring word if someone told U everyday but at least that mean...one of them want U to have a sweet dream is this night MISS U 2 !
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Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
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Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...
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Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
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jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi ke piya na jaye
zindgi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye...
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YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.
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When I miss YOU,
I just...
() $ () CLOSE
( -.- ) MY EYES
(") (") &
()$())*()
( '.' ) '.' ) U R
(") (") (") just on
My right
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=Wanted=
() "'" ()
( ._. )
-(,,)(,,)-
Name: ____
Age: ____
From: _____
If found running anywhere,
shoot immediately!
Sheriff
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It is scientifically
proved that
Sugar dissolves
in water ......
So pleaseeeee
don't go out
in the Rain!! Bcoz
u r so SWEET....
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//$ ' ; ; ' ))/
((( ,-' '-. t
/ ))/ /
,/))/))((/((/;,
//$ - ;; - ))/
((( ,-''-. t
I MISS YOU! jaan
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Hilla jor se hila,
pura hila,
dil se hila,
sabke samne hila,
jitna hilayega
utna maja ayega,
varna halwa jal jayega...
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Thanks in Advance..!!
s3p3t
25th June 2005, 06:06
i guess i learn somethings today ... thank
harrythomas22
25th June 2005, 06:06
Some more from My side:
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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ananda23
26th June 2005, 14:55
Hey nice SMS ...keep it up.
Mark
26th June 2005, 17:41
some messages are not in english. plz don´t post such messages. only english ones. if you want post them on your native language topic.
topic moved to off topics section from other stuff as no files are posted here.br
TaI
26th June 2005, 19:09
It's not useful for me though... :wink: but thx anyway for the SMS :)
Dmoe
26th June 2005, 19:46
Me also but cheers for sharing anyway i am sure it will benefit others if not myself...
Saeid
27th June 2005, 05:35
Ya Thnx... but i dont know... i believe most ppl have put off sending SMS forwards, now!
The trend was afew years ago with the black and white screen phones! ;)
It would be nice if it started again... with new methods and forwards! :P
harrythomas22
28th June 2005, 01:50
Some More...!!
EnJoy..!!
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Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought
Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the
first man you are
sleeping with?'
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others!'
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football
and the game went into extra time.
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
Two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Mark
28th June 2005, 01:58
lol these look more like jokes. and they are great too :D
thx for sharing this mate. post more.
TaI
28th June 2005, 03:15
This a joke...heheheh, post more mate :lol:
romanticdude
28th June 2005, 03:18
Nice job Guys.
Keep it Up!
harrythomas22
28th June 2005, 03:25
Thanks for the Appreciations, they are really motivating... :lol:
Some more for you ALL...!!
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Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy **** it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy ****... A talking muffin!"
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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harrythomas22
28th June 2005, 22:06
Hey Frends!!! :lol:
Some More for you all....!! 8) :lol: 8)
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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
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fuadjani
3rd July 2005, 13:50
Thanxs harrythomas i understand yer sms post which are not in English nice one dude not askin for more but if you have more in english post it dude it iz really vry interestin vry funny:P
i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite
if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star, so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me
wantin u is easy,missin u is hard. wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart
Wen the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
Sweet as a rose bud,bright as a star,cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy, sunshine and fun,u are everything i luv all rolled into 1
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!
On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!
stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end
msg:- 3
Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!
Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!
msg:- 5
The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE. 'SAVES' U IN DA HEART. 'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.' SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
ur a mate wiv a heart of gold. how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet & true.1 in a million dats u
A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill. anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart
msg:- 15
There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true. that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx
A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end. friends from da start.friends til da end!
Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
razibhasan
16th July 2005, 02:46
Wow! I got some good and funny SMS from here. Thanks everyone :)
shabih786
14th August 2005, 02:08
Thank You HarryThomas for some great SMS Messenges, :)
want some more and Different from other
You Keep trying Thanking you !
slimsam
16th August 2005, 17:33
thanks man really funny
nitai
25th August 2005, 00:20
harrythomas.. gr8 ones.. enjoyed the english ones
Bosty
16th September 2005, 12:45
wha, that's alot of sms hahax. glad u can actually "revive" the old trend hahax.
fuyoz
24th September 2005, 15:54
lol i these sms are funny
dn06se
29th April 2006, 21:34
Here some contribute of mine, sorry for any same jokes.
If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
Nobody cares U
Nobody misses U
Nobody want to see U
Nobody is ur best Frnd
Nobody is happy with U
Hey, Don't cry yaar!!!
My Name is Nobody.
Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!
Why girls like gold more than boys?
Bcoz gold has 24 carrot,
but boys have just 1 carrot.
Sexaul stages
at 20 simply fuk
at 30 loves to fuk
at 40 still can fuk
at 50 tries to fuk
at 60 cries for a fuk
at 70 wht the fuk
Man: U r a high priced lawyer!I
f I give you 500$, will u
answer 2 questions for me?
Lawyer: Absolutely!
what is second question?
TQ
racooll
30th April 2006, 06:17
Some from Myt side BroS: N JoY
1. What is true friendship? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing!
2. Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage!
3. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
4. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
5. If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 u. If u'll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stops sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
8. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
9. Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
10. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
11. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission... Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision!
12. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, you are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
13. From Mon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... A headache!
14. 1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
15. I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up!
16. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
17. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
18. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
19. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray, so that u may live... 2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
20. Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.
21. This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error: No Brain Detected!!
22. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again!!!
23. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
24. I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z!
25. Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
26. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals”!
27. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come... But the meeting hasn't started. Guess why? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
28. A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
29. Last night I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
30. You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & you’ve got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
31. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
32. God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
33. Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
34. Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
35. Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
36. Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.
37. U r the one whose so smart ur the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
38. I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES!
39. Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
40. Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.
41. What is true friendship? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing!
42. Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!
43. Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
44. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
45. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
46. Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
47. Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
48. Q. Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief”!
49. Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE
50. The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel shy, i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God! Puncture!
51. Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
52. Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
53. Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise loves you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!
54. Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo: I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes: Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!
55. God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU!
56. 5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.
57. I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME!
58. Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons!
59. Bhagwan se Scooter manga... Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
60. When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.
61. Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
62. Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain, gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi, din mein taare gin raha hai!!
63. Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho... itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
64. You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
65. I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appears in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT!!! BHOOT!!!
66. I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I...... I....... I rather look at the stars again!
67. u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.
68. A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, and short enough to create interest.
69. Santa Singh tells his girlfriend, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home". When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home
70. The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?
71. This msg can only be read by a SEXY person: ................ Try again...................... Sorry, i guess you’re just not sexy................... HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!
72. If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet!
73. I Pray to God to bless you, guide you, save you, give you peace, joy and $1000000000. 50-50 OK? You also pray!
74. Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho?
75. There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming, and thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me!
76. Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
77. Why do U think I SMS u? Is it because I care? Or I miss u? Or I love u? Or I need you? No! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye!
78. Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
79. Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
80. Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
81. If I had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4.
82. I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on this earth. But then, I thought........... Suicide is a crime!
83. Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
84. Q. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something? Ans: MOTI-Vating!
85. Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
86. Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam!
87. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes...... After that ... Who cares... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
88. Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
89. Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
90. Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS!
91. Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found!
92. No matter how high the sky is... How deep the ocean is... How strong the wind is... How wide a river is... I jst wanna tell u... They r none of ur business!
93. wudnt u find it really annoying if some one u knew sent u a message with no spaces and u spent ages trying to figure out only to realize that here is no point to the message except to irritate u!!
94. Hi! I am a virus & I am entering ur brain right now... Wait, hold on, Sorry, Unable to find ur brain.... I'm leaving now!
95. I saw you on the road that day. U was looking so fine. Ur face so divine. Ur walk so perfect. My heart started tossing a sweet song.... Who let the dogs out??!
96. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly....... Well, enough of me.... How about you?
97. Santa Singh once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10. Why?? Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK!
98. What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, and, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror!
the_nouman
30th April 2006, 17:32
SMS Jokes
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
the_nouman
30th April 2006, 17:32
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
the_nouman
30th April 2006, 17:33
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
the_nouman
30th April 2006, 17:34
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
the_nouman
30th April 2006, 17:37
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
the_nouman
30th April 2006, 17:39
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
HANGMAN
14th September 2006, 18:03
I love you like I love a day
when everything goes right
I love you like I love to lay
and watch the stars at night
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I love you like I love the rain
its lustful calm embrace
I love you like I love to laugh
until it hurts my face
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I love you like I love to drive
with no real destination
I love you like I love the thrill
of pure infatuation
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I love you with a permanence
That endures the passing years.
I love you with a joyfulness
That subdues all doubts and fears.
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I love you with an honesty
That was born within my heart.
I love you with the calm belief
That we will never part.
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I love you with a confidence
No earthly force can sever.
I love you with the certainty
That I’ll cherish you forever.
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I love you with the humbleness
Of one who has been blessed.
I love you with the reverence
Of all that word suggests.
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I love you with a fervor
That time cannot reverse.
I love you with the truest love
That poets put to verse.
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You walked lightly into my life
Captivating and lovely to my mind,
At first, I never cared who you were
Now I don’t know who I am without you,
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You’re my comfort when I’m lonely
You’re my peace when I need rest
Of all the women I’ve known
I must rate you the best.
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Your friendship and love,
And all the wonderful things
That they bring into my life,
Are like nothing else
I have ever known.
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My heart is complete
With the love we share,
And our love grows more
Beautiful each day.
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I love you,
And as long as we are together,
I have everything I need.
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You are with me always...
In a smile, a memory, a feeling
Or a moment we share.
You will always be
My Forever Love
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I love the way you look at me.
It makes me feel beautiful and treasured.
Most of all I love the way you love me.
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It doesn't matter what we don't have or what we do have.
The most important thing is we have each other
and no one can take that away.
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Whenever I day dream,
and day dream I do,
in my secret garden,
I day dream of you.
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I thank God each day
For finding the time
For looking down on me
And making you mine
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I see the times when winter comes
As winter tends to do
But we still love, and we still live
And I do still love you
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If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here,
So you’d always hold me, close and near.
In your arms, where I’m meant to be,
Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me.
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When you're not here to share my days and nights
My life is so incomplete
For you are my heart, my soul
The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek
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When you are sad, I will dry your tears
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears
When you need love, my heart I will share
When you are sick, for you I will care
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You are my air
The sun in my day
The moon in my night
The spring in my step
You are my everything.
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Before i knew you,
I was nothing.
Now I am everything,
With you at my side,
I am invincible!
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Into my world
of darkness and silence,
you brought light and music.
When you lit my candle,
I began to see and understand
the taste and texture of love.
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I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find.
But the day I met you, I began to see,
that love is real, and exists in me.
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Love is like a lump of gold,
Hard to get, and hard to hold.
Of all the girls I've ever met,
You're the one I can't forget.
I do believe that God above,
Created you for me to love.
He chose you from all the rest,
Because he knew I would love you best.
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My love is like a river
That will never end
My love is like a dove
With a beautiful message to send.
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My love is like a song
That goes on and on forever
My love is like a prisoner
It's to you that I surrender.
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All the love that history knows,
is said to be in every rose.
Yet all that could be found in two,
is less than what I feel for you.