How is your english?
Is that good? Hmm... I think not :P
Why don't you try to read this loudly with no stops?

:arrow: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

:arrow: Three Swedisch switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedisch switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

Do you still think your english is good? :twisted:

i think so :)
this reminds me of some phrases my teachers forced me to say when i was little :)

Class mate :-) you got my english tested there ! Though i may find the test easier than some others :-) ;-)

This gr8 mate :) , this can test my skill in english although my english is not good :lol:

I CALL THEM TONGUE TWISTERS.. :)

1 got some posting...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

one more ..... lol

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter

this one is fairly easy ... !!

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

and with this i reach my 500 posts ... :) .. lol

some more...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

i hate those things. i never get them right and just make an ass of myself

I scream and you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

wow... Thanx a lot ashpreet_htbk :wink:
Those are fantastic :lol:

Three line"s and my toungs twisted... :smile:

@ ludomila....

Hey if ur intrested in more... letmme know.. i have quite a few... LOL ... :)

haha that's good we have english teacher here ??

my english also bad

iam not good in english :(

@ ludomila....

Hey if ur intrested in more... letmme know.. i have quite a few... LOL ... :)
Ofcourse i'm interested in more :)
You can post more here :wink:

OKie... on Request.. more

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonigh

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
"Let us fly," said the flea
"Let us flee,"said the fly
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Good :o
Very hard ones :)
Thanx mate

what's point of all this?

gr8...got screwed dude

what's point of all this?
Do you really need an explanation? :roll:

This one is considered to b the toughest of all tongue twisters... all though it looks easy ... :)

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

auch. imho, these cannot measure ones capabilty of speaking a languege. for example there tons of phrases like these in every language and even the natives get stuck in it. quite hard i might say.

auch. imho, these cannot measure ones capabilty of speaking a languege. for example there tons of phrases like these in every language and even the natives get stuck in it. quite hard i might say.


Duh ... i dont think any1 mentioned tht ... if u know all of these phrases... ur good at english... :evil:

really?
these phrases measure ones capability of speaking fast and clear. a person who has this "
ability" can say this words without having the slightest clue of what they mean(as long as someone tells him how they sound) and belive me a person like him doesn't know english... :roll:

iam not good in english :(
you are not the only (me too i'm not good..but i'm learning :twisted: ) :oops:

Here's one in spanish. Give it a shot xD

Dijo un jaque de Jerez
con su faja y traje majo:
«Yo al más guapo el juego atajo,
que soy jaque de ajedrez».
Un gitano que el jaez
aflojaba a un jaco cojo,
cogiendo, lleno de enojo,
de esquilar la tijereta,
dijo al jaque: «Por la jeta
te la encajo si te cojo».
«Nadie me moja la oreja»,
dijo el jaque, y arrempuja;
el gitano también puja,
y uno aguija y otro ceja.
En jarana tan pareja
el jaco cojo se encaja,
y tales coces baraja,
que al empuje del zancajo,
hizo entrar sin gran trabajo,
a gitano y jaque en caja

Yeku..only if I could understand spanish I would try it :P

i have not good in english

here's one.

red lorry yellow lorry

deceivefully simple right?

try repeating it as fast as you can :wink:

Interesting topic here. i had some hard times with my english.

im not very well in eanglish..so if u look me write a little wrong words in eanglish..im so sorry,coz im from indonesia.thx :D

Oh my god, my brain is going to exploit.

Idesire to cry, I can´t say it :'((

For the people that they aren´t english this words are very very very difficult

my english also is not very good ..but i try in what ever ways to improve my english .. anyway if u are using symbian phone ..you can just install oxford dicnationary into your phone and learn while you enjoy ...it's another great way to learn ..hopefully soon we all be able to learn english from our phone :)

i think mine eng is not very bad...

Mine should be good, because I AM English :)

Filipinoes are very good in english. Correct me if im wrong but we are the 3rd or 4th english speakin country on earth.

lol funny :D

Oh my god, I'm just realised that how stupid I was. :mrgreen:

Thank Goodness my girlfriend is an English Teacher or you would have driven me mad