DUDE's ,guys, gals,,,post all ur messages here....lets start a new ERA ;)

-Pleaz pray 4 me. ..My medical results diagnosed that Im becoming CUTE daily.But dont worry its not contagious, just incurable.

-Nice words.i cant stay widout u. 4 carin words.i care for u. 3Lovely words-i love u. 2 Cute words. miss u. 1 special word. U

-Feel good when somebody misses u, ... Feel better when somebody loves u,But it feels best whn somebdy nvr forgets u.So,u can feel d best now

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once again plz, I was not ready

heart
is lik
crystal


preserv it.


love
is lik
perfume


spread it.


feeings
r lik
flood


flow it.


frndshp
is lik
1 umbrella


share it ! kip smiling

There r
3 chambers
in my HEART

1 4 maa
1 4 dad
1 4 god

wat abt u


sorry
no place 4 u
in my heart...

..bcoz
frendz like u
r my heartbeat.

no sweet
thoughts to
forward

no cute
graphics
to send


just a..


CARING HEART
saying.


Tak&#200; Car&#200;... I miss u...Always....!

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this
rose
is Heavy
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Itz
Filled wid
all My
Luv 4
the
SWEETEST FRIEND LIKE U!

Sweet




Cute




Adorable




One in a million


Sober


Stunning


Cool




Good looking




Fit





Enough
About
Me...
How are u?

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now i would like to share some of my sms



---Girls are like phones ,liked to be held and talked too,
But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected



---I wanted to kill the SMARTEST ,the SWEETEST and the most BEAUTIFUL person on the earth ......................
But then I thought SUICIDE is a crime



---Why are women like parking spaces .....
Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all Disabled !!!

---When he cancels a date ,it is bcoz he has to .......
But when she cancels a date it is bcoz she has TWO



---No matter how sad ,no matter how blue ,I feel better ,just thinking of you
But I am happier each time i msg you coz i know I will be disturbing you .. HAHA


---Please turn your mobile phone upside down .... Hurry ,and read this - 370HSSV 0773H

REMEMBER THIS ---
Early to bed and early to rise
makes your girlfriend go
with other guys

all non-english posts here are deleted. plz use proper topics for that.
and try to put more sms per post to avoid flooding of the topic.

Some friendship SMS


Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.



One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!



Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.



A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.



A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.



If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.



If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!



If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!



A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.



They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.



When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”



Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!



It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.


A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.


If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.


You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.


When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


A friend is someone who knows when you need her...


A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.


If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.


Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.


A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.


A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...


GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...


True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.



FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!


FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...


I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!


If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.


Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!


Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.


Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.


REMEMBER: if u need a ****, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. **** 4ever, & promise me that we **** till eternity!


FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!


FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!


FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...


Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....


The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING


All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.


friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I knocked

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!

These are small but cool --------



Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Don`t drink water, because fish **** in it!

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Well ,my friend likes collecting the sms' from various places .......

He messages me frequently ;but considering his phone bill he even sometimes sends emails of sms or/and links on the net for sms .....

So i thought why not share them .....

I'll share mine.. ;)


20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex,
19% is watching television
and
one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand


Be nice to the ones who smoke..
every cigarette might be their last.


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall,
with a grey jacket?
No? O, then it was a rubbish bag after all! .


I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer,
beautiful colour,
perfect taste,
really perfect
and when the glass is empty
i just take the next one!


In case of fire read this message.....................................
I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ****ING IDIOT!!


This cat,
is cat,
a cat,
good cat,
way cat,
to cat,
keep cat,
a cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,
20 cat,
seconds cat!
Now read it all without the word cat!


This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message
a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled,
unless you are ugly.


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...
again...
maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...
hey don't force it ugly!!!


What he want, I do not want ...
What I want, he does not want ...
What we want, is not allowed!


When I was a dog,
and
you were a flower,
I walked over you
and
gave you a shower!!

I'll share mine.. ;)


Love is like war ...
Easy to start ...
Difficult to end ...
Impossible to forget...


I miss you so,
here around me,
so many people,
but yet so alone.
I miss your lips,
your lovely smile,
I miss you each day more and more!


If I die and go to heaven,
I'll put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see,
how much you mean to me.


If the people we love are stolen away from us
the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin' them.
Buildings burn,
people die,
but real love is forever...


LOVE is something beautiful,
a desire,
a feeling that one would like to catch.
LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive.
LOVE is something that may never go away!


I wanted to send you all my love
but the postman said it was too big !!!!!


That I love you is no wonder.
But the fact that you care about me,
that is very special.


When the night comes,
look at the sky.
If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why,
just make a wish.
Trust me,
it will come true,
'cause I did it
and
I found you!


The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time
you made little flames
and now
you make my heart burn like hell !


If you were a tear
I would never dare to cry.
I might lose you !

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I just wanted to let you know what came to my mind after reading this....