Bullistic Unleashed

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  • Released: Apr 24, 2012
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 44.6 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Millipede Creative Development
  • © 2012 Millipede Creative Development

Requirements: Compatible with iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod touch (3rd generation), iPod touch (4th generation) and iPad.Requires iOS 4.0 or later.

Description

This description is 99% Bullsh#t free*

The bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage.

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INTUITIVE GAMEPLAY
Pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from**. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest.


SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPS
Huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of.


BULLS TO THE WALL ACTION
Collect coins to unlock new bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities. There are six bulls to unlock and unload on the mall like puke on a birthday cake.


IT AIN'T EASY BEING A HOOLIGAN
The shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows.


ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINE
Could this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter?


GO F YOUR FRIENDS
Send F cards to friends, relatives or random strangers from within the game, they'll love you for it.


SPEND YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
Not very good? Why not purchase one of our many In App Purchases so you can get a better score and look like the big man? Won't change the fact you're a pussy, mind.

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* actual bullsh#t content may vary between 1% and 67.25%

** according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.





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